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| Trent, age 4. Photo courtesy of the talented Amber Bourrett Photography |
"Mummy, I really like your back nipples" (moles)
"Dis chicken is so good it makes my brain shake."
"When I grow up, who's going to take care of me?!" (me: "Well you can take care of yourself or you might have a wife or husband to help.") "But my husband and wife won't tuck me in the right way, Mummy. You're going to have to come live in my laundry room."
"I just hate it when things are so normal."
*singing loudly* "Sawyyyyyer is a stinky poopy pants, but Mummmmmmy is a loverly ladyyyyyyyyy. And Daddy is a legendary sword fighter almost good as meeeeee. And someday Sawyerrrrrrrr will be my best friendddddddddd, but when we're bothhhhhh like fiveeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Oh that's a chapter book, I'm telling you. Only kids or Hobbits are allowed to read it, so you can't write it down, ok?"
"...and the Halloween museum -you know you have to wear gloves to touch stuff there - the Halloween museum has goblins and they were around when the dinosaurs were and they're extincted now and.. and... oh wait! I'm sorry. That was just my 'magination. I've never been to a Halloween museum!"
"PORK CHOPS?!?!?!?! chopchopchopchopchop... karate chop? NINJA CHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(To a neighbor girl) "Hi, I'm Trent. Want to be my 'maginary friend?"
"Shhh shhh baby. You don't smell that bad. It's ok, Mummy will still snuggle with you *whispers* phew, he smells pretty bad."
Too cute. There's a journal out there for all the funny things your kids say. I can't remember what it was called but you should find it.
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